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Nursing Student

There are three subtypes of nursing students:
1. The nursing student who is decked head-to-toe in lulu lemon, whose mom or aunt is a nurse, who is addicted to coffee and has a slight partying problem. Associated with anxiety and tidy notes.

2. The LGTBQ+ nursing student who is extremely outgoing for everyone except the one clinical instructor who is a total lazy useless beotch. Associated with the straight type-3 nursing student.

3. The nursing student who wears sweats and sneakers to lecture every day. Male type-3 may have hockey hair, female type-3 will have shoulder-length hair. Associated with messy notes, messy bedrooms, and plant obsessions.
Did you see Abby? She is a total type-1 nursing student, she even wore lulu socks to the gym yesterday!

Wow, Jamie is a total type-2 nursing student, they're so nice! But I saw them roll their eyes at instructor Mike the other day, that was priceless.
by E kat March 18, 2022
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nursing degree

1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner
Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"
by f23ftw January 13, 2008
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nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.
Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."
by William Stephens May 22, 2006
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nursing home

A place where sick old people are ground up and made into hot dog meat.
"Grampa, if you don't shut your mouth, we're going to send you to the nursing home."
by newothegreat September 4, 2003
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nurning bigger

when your racist but your friends aren
imma go home and nurn some biggers(the act of nurning biggers)
by . May 10, 2019
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nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.
Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.
by AndyFM January 11, 2022
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Nursing blowjob

A nursing blowjob is when you are in a threesome one of the girls breastfeeds you while the other one is giving you a blowjob
I had a threesome last night they gave me a nursing blowjob
by anonymous November 16, 2022
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