purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

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nurden

The nerd's burden. The need to constantly keep a goodly amount of free space on one's hard drive.

My nurden was really weighing on me today; I had to delete fifteen gigs of my best porn to install this new game.

by atomicthumbs September 8, 2009

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An alcoholic beverage featured in supernatural. A Purple Nurple is a type of alcoholic cocktail drink that is made by putting coconut rum, triple sec, Blue Curacao, cranberry juice, and ice in a cocktail shaker. The ingredients are then shaken up and strained into a glass for serving.

Dean: I don’t know, man. I think they’re called Purple Nurples.

by DeanWincestGirl May 17, 2011

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nordlending

Nordlending "Nordlæning" Is the awesomest kind of people you'll ever find. They are hard on the bottle, kind, can survive the worst winters and are basically hardcore survivalists with no alcohol limits.

Person "1": Hey look at him, he's chugging that vodka bottle like it's water!
Person "2": Yeah, hes a nordlending. They can also survive everything you throw at them!

by Nordlending June 16, 2014

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Nurkle

A person who learns by doing things wrong - even though they've been told both what not to do AND how to do it right !

Coach: "Whatever you do, slow down before you hit the wall, otherwise you won't make the turn !"

Nurkle: (hits wall after continuing at same speed) "Ouch !"

Coach: "You nurkle ! Try again, but slow down before you hit the wall this time !"

Nurkle: (hits wall again) "Ouuuuch !"

Coach: "You NURKLE !!!"

Nurkle: (makes the turn having slowed down & has look of realisation on face) "Aaaah ! Now I get it !"

Coach: "Nurkle !"

by MikulAbbott April 5, 2009

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