numb nuts

An incredibly stupid person.

John is a numb nuts, he thaught Berlin was in France!

by Gring May 30, 2006

no worries, numb nuts

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008

numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.

He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.

by sproing August 3, 2006

numbnut

A dumbass. A person of questionable intelligence, usually a male for obvious reasons. If reason is not obvious, perhaps you are a numbnut.

The numbnut tried to run away, but failed to realize his shoes were tied together.

by Matt Heller December 17, 2003

numb nuts

The metaphoric comparison of a useless un-inteligent person to useless sterile testicals.

that fuck'n numb nuts must of hit his head on the bathroom floor when his mother squated and shit him out her yeast infected cunt.

by shmottzie August 21, 2003

numbnut

Correct spelling of numnut. Normally used as an insult meaning idiot. However, also implies that the recipient is a coward, sterile or impotent. A combination of numb and nut, where nut is a slang for testicle. In other words, a man who cannot feel his testicles and acts accordingly.

"Are you lookin at me, numbnut? Cause if you are, I'm going to damage what's left of your courage."

by wkc December 1, 2006

Numnuts

1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts

"Shut up numnuts."

by dadmenow December 1, 2017