Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.

"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"

by betamax September 28, 2004

numptoid

Son of numpty (see numptey). Usually 4 - 7 years old

Margaret: "Craig is such a good father"
Peter: "Well sometimes he can be a bit of a numpty"
Margaret: "That's unkind. He loves his kids"
Peter: "Yeah. I just hope they don't turn into a bunch of numptoids."

by Pengle April 11, 2007

Nuepter

The fat saggy stomach that obese people have that sags down to there knees. A.K.A. pussy pillow or pussy shield

Sweaty,stinky,blubbery,sack of fat that drupes down and engulfing the entire twat.
(the nuepter)

by Landon Brown December 27, 2008

Numpty

a scottish term, short for numb-skull.
idiot
pratt
wally

" away n'shite, ya fuckin' Numpty "

by Lord Howard Hurtz March 23, 2004

numpty

a person so stupid they are incapable of understanding the simpliest of things

John Hall is a Numpty for his festive headwear

by Ted McDanger January 20, 2005

Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.

I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !

by Stuart H July 21, 2006

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010