by !I Don’t care February 24, 2021

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
by dacousin January 5, 2011

by Gazado October 10, 2005

by Rich Canzz February 22, 2008

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.
by ninedots December 3, 2004

an expression that idiots use when they don't care about something or have no interest in something. what they really mean is "i couldn't care less"
john: this video game is so good. i could play it forever
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.
jim: i could care less. i hate video games.
john: wait, so you could care less.... that means that you care somewhat. you mean "i couldn't care less"?
jim: what? no. i don't give a shit about your dumb video game.
john: you're a fucking retard.
by zach the sach July 31, 2008

The classier (and cleaner) way to say "I don't give a fuck", "I don't give a shit", "I don't give a crap", "I don't give a damn", etc.
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
(Do NOT confuse it with I could care less. If you *could* care less, it means that you can reduce the amount of fucks you give!)
"The Dvorak Keyboard lets you type comfortably because the keys are positioned so that the fingers can-"
"I couldn't care less."
"I couldn't care less."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 6, 2013
