Nostradumbass

He has the amazing ability to see up his own butt.
Yup he can just pop his head up in there and take a look all around.
see also head-up-ass-itus

some idiot: it's 4:00 right now and in a half hour it'll be 4:30
me: Wow Nostradumbass , did you figure that out all on your own by sticking your head up your own butt and looking around?

by hey Holmes December 28, 2005

Nostradamus

A man who foretold events in the world to come.

Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)

Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco

by Robo August 21, 2003

Nostradumbass

Someone who knows that what they are about to do is going to turn out horrible but they do it anyway.

I'm gonna let my roommate borrow my truck this weekend. I'm such a Nostradumbass.

by hnycutt February 4, 2017

Nostradamusly

An adverb describing an intellectual and educated prediction of an event that is yet to occur, similar to the style of Nostradamus, who is well known for his own ironic and shockingly specific premonitions.

She nostradamusly determined the outcome of their relationship in an alarmingly detailed prediction.

by Miss Jessie February 24, 2013

Nostradamapuss

Upon having sexual intercourse with a woman (or man), the ability to envision the future more attractive version of that same person.

We almost questioned Dan's decision in bringing back that solid 4 to our hotel room on Spring Break, but we all know he's a Nostradamapuss. Sure enough, 2 years later we find out she's an Instagram model, 40 pounds lighter, full set of teeth and T&A for days. Damn! That must have been a great bang!

by StickyTaint November 9, 2018

Nostradamus

A person who is a virgin

"Gehan changed his own nickname to emperor nostradamus"
Damn what a fucken virgin

by thegoationary July 17, 2021