Norse Invader 

1. (v) When a man and woman are having sex in the wheelbarrow position in the front lawn or front porch, then as the man climaxes he grabs the woman's torso and charges at the front door smashing his partner through the door headfirst.

Olga has a pretty bad neck injury from the Norse Invader that Sven gave her last week.

Norse Invader by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006

chuck noriss

A misspelling of Chuck Norris.

Not Chuck Noriss, it's Norris - two R, one S!

chuck noriss by Steven X March 1, 2008

norse rune only lane 

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

norse rune only lane by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

Norsky 

noun.

Some consider "Norsky" to be derrogatory, but to proud Norwegians, it's a favored nickname.
Another name for a Norwegian is a Modern Viking.

antonyms: Russian

Norwegian: "Oh man! That Swede chick is hot!"
Other Norwegian: "Spoken like a true Norsky!"

Norsky by urbandictator333 September 18, 2010

norkseous 

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.

I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!

norkseous by Trafford January 13, 2009

Nordstromsss 

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.

Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

Nordstromsss by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009

nork

A furious bout of anal sex, often without lube.

I'd rather leak santorum for a week than have a nork.

nork by Jane H. May 4, 2005