noodler

Pedantic know-all who never stops talking and takes every opportunity to insert themselves into any conversation regardless of social decorum at the hope of being perceived as a pundit with boundless knowledge.

"I noodled around and found that what you really mean to say xyz..." - That guy is a fucking noodler, he never shuts up.

by libationlibrarian August 26, 2004

noodlepoodledoodle

its a replacement for words that you can't think of at the time ( a bit like erm "thingy" )

Oh shit I forgot to get that noodlepoodledoodle thing for strudle dude

by Eoghan September 9, 2004

mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010

Noodler

Someone who has taken lots of mushrooms and feels/looks like a noodle.

That mad man needs to lay off the psychedelics , well he is a noodler.

by killerkorngurl January 18, 2010

Nantucket Noodler

The art of fisting a chick from the rear (like noodling for catfish) while drawing drawing cat whiskers on her face with a permanent marker and talking with a massachusetts accent.

My girlfriend was asking about noodling in Tennessee, so i gave her a Nantucket Noodler.

by Poonsweat July 6, 2007

Noodlegobbler

A person who eats to many noodles

Henry is such a noodlegobbler

by Fulminare October 25, 2020

little noodler

One who is noodle tastic.

E.g "she took too many mushrooms. She was a right little Noodler"

by Erinholly November 28, 2016