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Noobism

A person who can never excel at their task, regardless of time spent practicing. In gaming, this individual is a constant source of loses when playing in a team, causing immense for to those players unfortunate enough to have the noob on their team. The upside to Noobism, is that they provide provide a steady, easy source for acquiring wins.

Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.
The Noobism is state of being, like alcoholism. I suppose you could say, "He/She suffers from severe noobism"
by ItsMyPsedonym December 19, 2018
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noobist

its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!
Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"
by armaragex October 25, 2006
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Noobishactz

n. Used to describe the condition of one's pwnage.
"Your noobishactz were l337, Billy!"
by D.Mai January 28, 2005
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noobis maximus

A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.
According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.
by D to the Bizzle March 31, 2008
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Noobist

A person who uses noob tactics such as knifing, noob tubes, and riot shields on games such as Call of Duty. They are not just noobs in one game, but they employ it as their lifestyle. They worship noobism and piss of the general COD public.
Oh fuck!! I just got killed by a noobist using C4 and a riot shield.
by gdenk13 July 24, 2010
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Noobism

Noobism is the practice of sucking at games because of not knowing what the games are about, thus ruining other people's fun by accident.

Calling someone a noobism graduate means that someone has became an expert noob, while calling someone a noobism failure is equivalent to calling someone a pro.
Noob: Guys, how do you walk?
Others: Wow such noobism
by hARded2000 October 24, 2020
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noobisaur

A person who gets killed by a newb/noob.
Oh, did you see what happened to that noobisaur.
by Addison February 23, 2004
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