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noobisaur

A person who gets killed by a newb/noob.
Oh, did you see what happened to that noobisaur.
by Addison February 23, 2004
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Noobasaurus

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.
Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"
by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005
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noobsauce

The purest compound of noob, or more definitively, the simplest form of noob. The noob molecule consists of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and titanium. It is very unstable, can be found in all three states of matter (solid, liquid, and gas) on earth, and is usually saturated.

To be less specific in chemical makeup, noobsauce consists of two major ingredients: noob and sauce.

The noob is a lonely creature that roams the internet searching for an answer but often only finds people against him in his journey to find the truth. Many noobs grow out of their state to become noobhaters themselves, but the process of maturity is long and arduous.

Sauce is a key ingredient in almost every living substance. Some believe that the term sauce is too unspecific, and that there are many different types of sauce. While this is true, sauce in its most basic form is no type of sauce at all. In fact, tomato sauce, like noobsauce, is made of two very different bases: tomato and sauce. Sauce can be combined with almost anything, and, for the purpose of this definition, sauce bonds with the purest essence of noob to create the compound that we today know as noobsauce.

The origin of noobsauce is unknown, but most likely was a joint creation between the vast amount of users of the world wide web. According to currently accepted theories, these intelligent pioneers of science experimented with the noob compound and accidently came across this substance. They found its characteristics remarkably interesting and continued to experiment.

Today, thanks to these brilliant engineers, many variations of noobsauce can be found across the world. Noobsauce varies based upon the geographical locations where it is found. American noobsauce has a rather derogatory meaning, whereas the Chinese version of noobsauce can be used to sell online gaming items over internet trading posts such as eBay. These Chinese noobs have become some of the wealthiest people of their country.

The antithesis of noobsauce is awesomesauce, which of course consists of awesome and sauce. The awesome compound is very similar to that of the noob. Like the noob compound, it consists of carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen, but titanium is replaced by argon. Combining noobsauce and awesomesauce results in a similar situation as combining a base and an acid: they are each neutralized, the sauce assimilating into its original form, and, when awesome and noob bond, matter itself implodes only to erase this impossible combination of elements from existence.

In conclusion, noobsauce is a very fragile substance and should not be tampered with lest it contaminate the other substances around it. Too much exposure to noobsauce can result in deforming effects to those exposed.

Side effects may include whining, asking too many questions, and using numbers in the place of letters in words where they should not be used (for instance typing n00b54uc3 instead of noobsauce).

(Slang) To be covered in noobsauce - V. tr.
1. The act of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
2. The illusion of being infected with the noobsauce compound.
Last night Dr. Strangelove experimented with noobsauce in an attempt to infect Soviet militants only to find himself infected this morning.

"Hey man, you're covered in noobsauce!"
"No way, you're covered in noobsauce!"

"Last night I went to ManchuWok for dinner and poured an entire tray of noobsauce all over me. Now I can't even find my way around World of Warcraft."
by Pablo Nella July 17, 2007
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Noobasarus Rex

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.
"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"
by Mac1598 March 25, 2009
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Noobistry

Noobistry --- The art of loosing your noob.

When a gamer finally learns how to play the basics and stop all the noobie moments of being dead all the time, asking questions constantly, aggroing random extra mobs, breaking their gear, running around nude, and dancing with the hopes of appearing to be doing something when really they are blankly looking at the screen lost.

coined by -- noobistry.com
Veteran_Gamer.. "Wow last time we were here i was LOL noob."

Noob_Gamer .. "Yeah I got my noobistry on lock"
by Noobistry July 29, 2013
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Noobsaur

The Noob beyond all noobs! No other Noob can outnoob the Noobsaur.
Chris Brinton is the biggest Noobsaur in the Universe.
by murphleezy June 11, 2006
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Noobasauras Rex

To be a mega noob. To achieve this, you must be incredibly horrible at a game. These creatures tend to talk back in noob-like language unknown to normal humans
Samm3h:Wow i got a triple kill, woot
ZomgitzJacob(noob):OMFG I PWN4D U N00BZOR ROR ROR ROR, I R TEH L337 PWNAGE!
Game Voice talking to noob:Double kill!
Noob:ZOMG I R TEH PWNZOR 4 LYFE WOOTZO4! DOUBLE BEATS TRIPLE KILL ANY FKN DAY!
Samm3h: Noobasauras Rex!
*noob leaves game*
by Samm3h January 8, 2008
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