Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce
“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”
by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021
'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"
Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"
Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
by MentalScraps December 03, 2018
by Hi cuz January 07, 2020
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by alexis mode August 29, 2022
Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law
SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap
by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020
a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
person 2: no way!
person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 02, 2022