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noble wank

To remain stoic and in touch with your spiritual side while engaging in the act of masturbation. It could also be to masturbate with a higher purpose in mind than merely the pursuit of bodily pleasures.
Father: son, did i just catch you tugging your meat soldier?

son: yes dad, but dont worry, it was a noble wank.

Father: Well that's ok then son, you have maintained your dignity. I'll speak with your mother and see if we cant raise your allowance a bit.

son: thank you father.
by Dasten June 2, 2014
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Noble Street

Noble street is the high school where once you are handed 4 demerits, you get an automatic detention. Fucking bitches right? They are very strict. If you even tap someone it’s an automatic 4 demerits. They let you have your phone in your pockets but once they see a tiny bit of your phone, 4 demerits. Teachers are on your ass 24/7. They also have something called a Lasalle. You have to go to burnside(our lunchroom) after school for 30 minutes if you don’t finish your homework or don’t do it at all. Even if you forget to do one question, it’s a lasalle. Oh yeah, detention is 2 hours. They give you a packet to work on in detention. You have to serve a detention only on fridays. On top of that, on fridays, we get out at 1:15. So getting detentions aren’t so pleasing huh? If you get a lasalle on friday but you also have a detention, u have to serve your detention then stay another 30 minutes for your Lasalle. Noble street gives you a lot of homework everyday :( It’s also full of hoes and potheads. There’s a lot of fights too and drama but what can i say? Be Noble right?
you go to noble street? must suck.”
by UrMomLickedMyToes September 29, 2019
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Noble Six

Noble Six was the main character of the 2010 video game Halo: Reach which was developed by Bungie Studios! Noble Six canonically dies in August 30, 2552 on the final mission: Lone Wolf! When he was stabbed multiple times by the 3 final Zealots!
Me: Nooooooo! Why did Noble Six die?!
My Friend: Dude it’s just a game chill!
Me: IT’S NOT A GAME TO ME!!!
by FriskWasTaken May 31, 2021
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Nobel

Nobel is the cutest, kindest, and the most thoughtful person you will ever meet, but his best feature are his looks if he is your boyfriend then WOW 🤩 you’re the luckiest person ever. He is just the hottest person ever 🥵
That guy is sooooo cute he is a Nobel.
by alexsereal07 October 1, 2019
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Nobel Logic

Giving an award as part of encouragement or anticipation, despite the basis on which it is supposed to be awarded.
1. Obama winning the Nobel Peace prize, despite being nominated less than two weeks after assuming office.

2. Failing student: Teacher, May I have an A for the semester?
Teacher: Why should I?
Failing Student: I believe it will motivate me to get an A in the next semester.
Teacher (using Nobel Logic): Alright, you have an A. However I expect you to get an A next semester.
Failing student: Unfortunately, I already have an A, so I don't really need to try next semester, I am already satisfied.
by notonthenobelcommittee October 10, 2009
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Barnes & Nobles

Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to go there? It's obvious you can't read because you called it Barnes & Nobles."
by anothernewnamei'lluseonce November 25, 2009
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Noblem

An informal abbreviation of 'No problem'.
1st person: Thanks mate.

2nd person: Noblem
by GB11 May 6, 2010
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