Clock with no hands

It means you have done time.

Clock With No Hands by The Roots

by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024

look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots

*backshots* “look ma no hands”

by guzz1r January 8, 2025

No homo handshake

A handshake with one persons hand open and the other in a closed fist. After the initial fist to hand bump, the handshakers switch and bump again.

Your handshake is gay, try the no homo handshake.

by MSTR-HAKR January 1, 2012

handski no no

When a girl begins to assist you in masterbation, but she stops pre-ejaculation.

I hate that girl, all she does is handski no no.

by Frenchy Honeytoast January 19, 2009