slag nappy

Slang term for a sanitary towel.

You dirty bitch !!! You left a used slag nappy in the bin, and didnt even wrap it in tissue. Not to mention the one you tried to flush down the toilet last week!!!

by C Emsley August 25, 2007

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

Sex nappy

Particularly foul word for condom.

"Don't go raw deal, don a sex nappy"

by Fat Brewer November 3, 2009

spunk nappy

I thin but highly absorbant form of incontinence pants designed to prevent soiling ones trowsers due to the anal leakage of semen from a homosexual mans anal cavity

Bob you've got a wet patch, did you forget to wear your spunk nappy to work. We can all tell that last night you were subjected to a vigourous anal pounding

by Andrew-of-Apsley April 15, 2008

Suck Your Own Nipps

Something that is said to someone when they are pissed.
Nipps = Nipples

Boy: I hate you.

Girl: GO SUCK YOUR OWN NIPPS!

by Gabriel Janusios April 3, 2010

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 26, 2008