Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill
people.
Weapons and Gear:
Ninja sword
Throwing stars
Ninja outfit
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and
don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My
friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some
kid just because the
kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you
don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo
sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my
heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth,
cool, strong, powerful, and
sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee
pee).
Q and A:
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they
don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask
Mark if you don't believe me.)