Ninjered

Basically to be fucked up

Last night I had 7 joints and was totally Ninjered

Shit, Dave got in a fight, he looks pretty Ninjered

by Ninjered Warrior August 11, 2009

ninjerd

A cross between a nerd and ninja who is rapid. The nerd is often fit.

Omg look at that nerd she's fit and ninja like. must be a ninjerd.

by fitnerd September 14, 2010

Ninjered

the definishion for ninjared is to do something in a ninja like manor to either do something swiftly or to show off in a ninja like way

(catches a ball)
aww i just ninjered it!

(jumps from i hight)
i just ninjered my way down

by TheCreatorOfTheTimeParadox September 5, 2011

ninjery

To avoid a massive injury or cheating death

look at that ninjery

by corbin the rapist September 24, 2017

Ninjer

A dating app for Ninjas. After initial excitement and some early success it fell into disuse because of the difficulty in arranging meetings where one or both parties would simply not turn up

That's the last time I use Ninjer.

by Kilimanjiro May 28, 2018

Ninjerk

Ejaculating before achieving full wood.

Tried to ninjerk before work this morning but it's hard.

by Hopizz May 31, 2020

Ninjering

Breaking to peoples houses sneakily. This term can be used in the middle of a robbery.

Chrissie: "We are in the middle of Ninjering"
Matilda: "Yeah, stay quiet or they'll hear us"
Anya: "Oh right sorry but later can we go drinking in the field"

by Ccream June 30, 2021