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The Atheist's Nightmare

The idea proposed by that asshat Ray Comfort that the banana proves God's existence.
"Behold! The Atheist's Nightmare! I have a banana! It proves God exists!"

"Behold! The Theist's Nightmare! I have a pineapple! It proves God doesn't exist!"
by Danny Salamander July 20, 2009
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reverse nightmare

When the nightmare is actually waking up to reality.

Reverse nightmares are usually followed by the chest-crushing realization that it was all just a dream and the dreamer must readjust, yet again, to the grim reality of waking life.

The most common of these events usually deal with someone's permanent absence (whether through death or break-up).
''I was dreaming mom was still alive and everything had been a huge mix-up.''
''God, I hate those kinds of reverse nightmares... they just make it that much harder to get over the pain.''
by madcopy March 11, 2013
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fireman's nightmare

A woman of such ugliness that her features appear to have been burned and badly repaired by a plastic surgeon who has been struck off in 30 countries. The type of serious facial skin burns that firemen have nightmares about.
'Struth, did you see her face? A proper fireman's nightmare!
by The Xmas Grinch January 13, 2015
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Nightmare Flipping

The mixing of the following two drugs: Diphenhydramine (Antihistamine commonly known of as Benadryl, and when taken in high dosages can be a powerful deliriant) and MDMA, the drug commonly known as Ecstasy. Is known to create extremely interesting effects on the mind. Sometimes can be unnerving.

Don't recommend trying this unless you are interested in the experience. First try DPH (Diphenhydramine - Note, this isn't a fun drug to most) and MDMA (Ecstasy) separately if you haven't already.
Psychonaut 1: Hey man, have you tried Nightmare Flipping?
Psychonaut 2: Nah man what combo is that?
Psychonaut 1: It's a mixture of that deliriant Diphenhydramine and of course, Ecstasy.
Psychonaut 2: Woah, I never thought of trying that, sounds interesting!
by 1337w33d December 18, 2009
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Getting 2-3 friends together and then feeding someone LSD. Once your victim is high, you and friends lock arms in a circle around the victim and shake them while screaming, "NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE"
Yeah, last night be and a couple buddies hit Jacob with that NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
by Mr. MeowMeow April 21, 2020
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Beautiful NightMare

When something you love or enjoy is too good to be true.
When you dream about the person you love loving you, when in actual fact it was all just a beautiful nightmare
by FlyGeekyAsian August 19, 2012
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The Nightmare Before Christmas

Nightmare (1993) is an EPIC stop-animation flick co-directed and written by Tim Burton, and based on a poem of his creation. Like any Burton movie, the visuals are absolutely STUNNING in their dark and dreamy ways, and Danny Elfman, who composed the music and gave our much loved Jack Skellington a voice to sing, just tied together this insane piece of perfection.

TNBC is not just a kid’s movie. It’s a masterpiece that doesn’t know age, because anyone will love its charming story, lovable characters, macabre humor, and kick-ass songs, which have been covered by bands including Marilyn Manson, Korn, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Rise Against, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, and Panic! at the Disco and more. Check em out on Youtube!

If escaping off to the worlds of Halloween Town and Xmas Town doesn’t rock your own, you’re not human!

... Pretty damn shitty that people who make subcultures a bandwagon thing cheaped The Nightmare by making it their little icon. How 'individual' to parade Jack merchandise, eh?
I fucking love that movie. Seriously, I've made it a tradition to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas every year around Halloween time!
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Beat him with a stick
Lock him up for 90 years
See what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
See what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then
Throw away the key!
by R'Amen December 5, 2010
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