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Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 7, 2011
mugGet the Newtingmug.

NEWT

(adj) : acronym for Northeast White Trash: someone who was born and raised in Northeast Philadelphia but relocates to a trashy house in Wildwood, NJ for the summer rented from a woman named handschuh aka handjob, often refers to themselves and their friends as NEWTs, can also be called shiesty.
Person: hey how come you guys have a whole in your bedroom wall?
NEWT: because we're NEWTs and that's how we live.
mugGet the NEWTmug.

NEWT

"OMG DID YOU WATCH THE MAZE RUNNER?"

"OMG YES NEWT IS DADDY!"
by NEWTS~GIRLFRIEND August 25, 2023
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Newts

Man 1: I'll eat 6 pounds of my own shit for 30 bucks
Man 2: That's newts
by CrustyNotCrispy April 8, 2019
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newt

young young young 👑🥸
newt is young young young
by I must be your dad November 24, 2020
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newted

When a statement or question is answered in such a way a to make the person making the statement or asking the question seem uninformed.
John said that his computer was broken so I newted him by picking up the unplugged power cable and asking how he expected it work without electricity.
by wolfmanmos February 10, 2012
mugGet the newtedmug.

newt

North east white trash. It means white trash located in northeast philadelphia. or northeast philly. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
Look at that newt with his white sneakers and his tear drop tattoes. northeast philly white trash fucking newt
by waldo ball banger December 5, 2011
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