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Neverland Ranch

The act of inhaling a females fart, proceeded by taking a shot of urine while holding your breathe.
Hey girl! Wanna go to the Neverland Ranch?
by Van.Lives.Matter September 7, 2018
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neverland

Neverland, a "ranch" where Michael Jackson lives, and where the Bashir Documentary, "living with Michael Jackson" was mainly filmed. There are lots of rides, and an electric train running around the estate, and there is also many animals. A map of the estate is easily found at michaeljacksonforsale.com in the neverland gallery
"Neverland? Never been there. Wish I could go, I'd love to meet Michael Jackson!"
by michael_jackson_fan4life March 21, 2008
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Nevelah.x

The 'Nevelah' is a mysterious creacher whom usally spends its days one hand in sherlock and the other editing a common catchphrase is "fuck off" usally consisting of it shoving its finger in the "middle finger" pose right in your face, very strange it's not to be messed with and WILL PUSH YOU OVER AND OFTEN CROSS ITS ARMS.... Beware of this cu- filled creacher....
"This 'Nevelah.x' is dangerous"
Usally refuring as a wild animal not to be messed with
by Percys beloved. April 20, 2022
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Text Novella

A long text message which your cell carrier has to break up into a minimum of 3 texts due to its length. Generally consisting of wrenching emotional details, with a back story. i.e. kook ups, break ups and various other relationship dramas.
You should read the Text Novella Shelley sent me. Her and John had a huge blow out fight last night and he packed and moved his stuff this morning.

From Shelly 1/3: You aren't gonna believe what happened, John started again on me with his jealousy routine. He accused me of dating all the guys I work with again.

From Shelly 2/3: I tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. Totally innocent. Then he started asking me why I don't ever invite him to these things if they are "totally innocent", he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. So we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!

From Shelly 3/3: Can you believe it? Should I be happy he is gone? I miss him so much already!!!! Should I call him?
by Omega in Colorado November 23, 2010
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The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs
1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them
by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022
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neverland

A virgin who has never had sex or anything remotely sexually related calls her privates neverland.
"Noone's ever seen my neverland, it's locked away in my chastity belt until I'm married!"
by Merrie November 13, 2007
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NeverLand Concept

from the book of senses.

This only happens when a person smokes lots of Indica and is driving or in a car.This person doesnt know what is going on and every part of the street becomes cartoon characters and its like he /she is in the NeverLand.
Brian:" yo this is like a rolocoaster"

Nik"I know.its the NeverLand Concept"
by Nik Armi February 13, 2010
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