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netlie

being caught lying (or outright bullshitting) by not keeping your bullshit consistent across all websites or social networking sites and/or forums.
Mary told her friends on Facebook that she was home sick tonight -- but then Tweeted that she was out at a club, and found herself caught in a netlie.
by BeverlyKnows May 7, 2010
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netbilly

"Netbilly" is a word formed from "internet" and "hillbilly".

A netbilly is easily recognizable by certain features that they present on the internet.

A netbilly's dwelling usually consists of chatrooms, blogs, and comment forums. A netbilly comes in many shapes and sizes.

A netbillly tends to make comments that never relate to the topic in question. They are very passionate about government, immigrants, people of different ethnic backgrounds, the current president, liberals, homosexuals, christianity, and bad grammar.

An example would be:

Topic in question: "waterfalls are beautiful"

netbilly response: "Dam Obama, Dam hhomosexuals, if it werent for these imigrents"

A netbilly can basically be found anywhere on the internet.
The other day I was reading about the joys of raising a family and then this netbilly pops out of nowhere at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday with his comment about Jesus and Obamacare.

Oh my god, I put up a post about my dying cat and some netbilly starts ranting about Obamacare and something else about liberals, the grammar was so bad and now I am really upset.
by totallyyo July 27, 2010
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the absolute best group chat filled with the best people. they have many eras/ rras . among them is “felching rra”, “cigi rra”, “cass anti rra”, “parents rra”, “h word rra” and more. you can find them thirsting over taylor swift or louis tomlinson.
the neeties are the best people in the world, they’re all so hot.
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fuck nesting

v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication

2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.

3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."

"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
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nesting badger

you place your genitals in a bowl of fruit position, then proceed to rub your landing strip on a girls face
i gave lori the nesting badger and it chaffed her face
by asher boates February 11, 2007
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Netfixed

The Act of being enthralled by Netflix's huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. The tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.This is called being fixated by the Netflix website or simply...being Netfixed.
Trent: Mike...you didn't answer my text.Why you being such a d bag?
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**

"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"

"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"
by Benjaminraphi October 10, 2007
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Nestiz

A term used towards a mong/slag to encourage sexual engagement.
Alan: nestiz ya slag!
Linda: ok.
Alan: Slag.
by Sandwichgobber May 5, 2014
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