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Netopsistan

A fictitious place at the networking group of a North American Fortune 500 company.

So called because it is occupied by team members of the network operations group in the middle of other team members and is about the same effective distance to the network operations team as countries ending in -stan (Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Afghanistan etc) are to the headquarters of said company.

It might also be of interest that Netopistan is not a known google search result. According to Google there is no Netopistan, which is curious.
Edward is now in Netopsistan.
by Peter Winkler April 25, 2008
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NETOPS

Busha chicken nugget biggie frosty yum yum, Solo. Hohohohoho!
Welcome to Wendy's can I take your order?

I have five chicken nuggets, please.

One five piece chicken nuggets!

No... five five piece chicken nuggets... please.

Oh.
by Jabba D. Hut October 17, 2003
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netcoders

netCoders was the pioneers of "private hacks" concept.
It was a way to create a new distribution channel for hacks and avoid anticheats to get the hack builds.

Most of the former coders from current leading cheat sites came from nC (elite coders).
netCoders kept the "quality and customer satisfaction" as main goal while some just went for the massive selling business model.

netCoders is history and future of game hacking with its known taunt : "buy the best or die like the rest".
- steve : "dude how come my hack is detected again ?"
- rainer : "don't code a copy using shared code with other sites like AA or CH, choose the premium and original way like netCoders do ..."

- x22 : "dude how come my hack is less accurate ?"
- panse : "don't code some poor d3d hook, try to build a full engine based and advanced clientHook like at netCoders once !"
by robert hook February 14, 2012
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Netcong

a place where all of the smartest and musicialy oriented kids come from in Northern New Jersey. Also a town fill with Italians
Look at that smart music kid! he must be from Netcong!!!!
by Lucie Manette February 4, 2009
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netcock

A netcock is word derived from "internet" and "cock". "Cock" is the slang term used to describe a penis.

A netcock is a picture of a random cock on the internet taken with a low resolution camera. The owners of these netcocks are usually anonymous, but may have a strong relation with overweight, red headed sexual predators.

A netcock should not be taken lightly, as for some netcocks, the image itself can cause nausea, eye strain, loss of faith in people, and severe depression. Diarrhea and vomiting have been also known to occur.
I was looking for pictures of Disney characters when I was shocked to see that the results displayed hundreds and hundreds of netcocks.
by hellyayo July 27, 2010
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Netcool

A flaming piece of shit "triage" application for non-skilled workers who don't know any better.
Hey let's project this screen of useless Netcool alerts up on the wall, that will make us look pro even though we are amateurs.
by your-oncall-staff May 5, 2011
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netcode

Commands entered into the .cfg file for counter-strike which effect the registration of actions within the game. Often netcode is used innocently only to improve synchronization between client and server. Illegal use of netcode so as to make yourself harder to hit, is suspected of certain clans who don't perform on LAN (diol).
f4f/JSA players can't be hit because of their netcode. Do it on lan you online superstars.
by annoyed CPL'er June 14, 2004
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