ness

1. A character in the SNES game Earthbound. Later appeared in N64's Super Smash Bros, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, the sequel to the popular Gamecube game.

2. A good way to not be as funny, original, or clever as you might think. Many people will add "-ness" as a suffix to just about everything, to turn it into a noun. The most annoying of all uses is "coolness." While a select few may find this funny, almost everyone else agrees that it sucks.

1. When I play Super Smash Bros., I like to be Ness because he is one of the lesser known characters.

2. "Coolness." "Hotness." More like shut up, douche.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt September 6, 2005

nessed

abbreviation for finessed, stolen

aye bro i nessed some bud from my dad i can smoke you out

by Teddis April 22, 2018

nessed

Finessed but in a short-term to make yourself cooler

Ryan: Are you going to the beach on Wednesday?
Me: No
Ryan: ok

Me: Nessed I am going

by T7_Blank August 12, 2018

ness

State of being or essence.

Get the fuck away from me, you're fucking with my ness.

Move on, jerk, I'm the last word in kick ass-ness

by misterexcellent January 14, 2006

Nessness

1. The element that adds the suffix -ness to any word that wouldn't normally contain the suffix, usually making the word more uber cool than before.

2. What makes the world go round, what you cannot forget, what keeps world peace. The world's state of war is the result of everyone having forgotten the Nessness.

1. Shut the freakness up.

2. You can't forget the Nessness.

by Underdog November 26, 2004

-ness

A super nifty thing to add on to any word (or name!) at all (and I do mean any).

Hotness, sweetness, w00tness, loveliness, paperness, wordness, lemurness, nessness, arghness, eekness, Katyness, Draconess, Harryness, usness.

by Lexi December 26, 2003

-ness

Used to change an adjective into a noun.

Random-ness, Bishonen-ness, Ugly-ness, Scary-ness

by Oh the insanity... November 13, 2003