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Newskkake

Newskkake (noun, pron. "Nooz-Cocky", variation of root word Bukkake)

1. When annoying news or sports "reminders" explode all over your phone/ tablet/ computer notifications bar (Modern connotation)

2. When you subscribe to so many newspapers that legions of delivery boys eject their loads onto your lawn every night (Classic connotation)
(TV news anchor speaking) "We'll have more later on that possible nuke theft by ISIS, but first, more bizarre behavior by Lindsay Lohan! Apparently, LiLo has been spotted with what appears to be a custom built dildo-crackpipe hybrid, *and* what she's tweeting about it could save you money! For those of you at work, switch off your ringer and prepare for the inevitable all-day Newskkake."
by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015
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Nershi pie

A southern slang term for that fine Columbian Nose Alaska, also known as fine china, Pablo Yescobar, Cheddar Cheese, Blow, or Cocaine.
Honey, do me a solid and cut out out a few slices of Nershi Pie for daddy and the boys.
by Jkkaub November 8, 2019
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Nersul

Ner-sul, also known as "Nersull" is a specification of a grown child who tries to be somewhat competent on the internet. First used in 2015, Nersul is an un-world of warcraft-ified version of the endboss in the infamous dungeon of World of Warcraft's "Shadowmoon Burial Grounds" called "Ner'zhul".

Nowadays the name is used to describe men who are about 6'6ft tall and wear glasses. People who take simple 2D Square Games too seriously or destroy their monitor because of a 3D square game may also be called "Nersul". This serious behaviour is what caused its related name "Nerious", a mix of Nersul and Serious.

Nersul is a perfect example of a bzoomer, an underage teenager who for some reason plays World of Warcraft all day and hates Fortnite unlike every other teenager.
Jesus Christ, look at this guy! He's probably as tall as Nersul!
Nersul's voice is much darker than Corpse, prove me wrong.
I have a friend who's a god at Minecraft but sits in WoW all day, they call him Nersul.
"Nersulinchen", "Nerstuhl", "Nersül", "Nerkuhl", "Nervsul"
by NotNerious April 8, 2021
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Nesskey

An okay key. Nothing special, maybe something you'd find for a door perhaps.
Person 1: "Got my new car keys today!!"
Person 2: "Looks pretty Nesskey, if you ask me."
by Eeby Deeby February 23, 2023
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nyrskate

Having full control over the country's population, Bob decided to NYRSkate and take all of their earnings for himself.
by Bob November 17, 2003
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nerk

Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".
You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!
by Dale Patrick (Padiaow) August 16, 2006
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Neskimos

What happens when Mario, Dr. Wily, and Simon Belmont make a Heavy Metal rock band.

Many jokes about sodomizing Belmont are made in the process.

They do NES and SNES covers, and rock your face.
This is your face.
This is your face being rocked by the NESkimos!
by Cid_Highwind August 24, 2004
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