.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.
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Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"
Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."
Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."
Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
Get the Liam Neesoned mug.Neema's are pretty nice, funny, beautiful and goofy girls. They try their best to keep you happy and hates seeing you mad. They like to tease you a lot though. These type of girls are very sarcastic, buy in a good way. Just don't get on their bad side. They're sensitive.
by the.koala.did.it June 16, 2018
Get the Neema mug.The story of a handicapped boy, Nemo, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...
...as portrayed by animated fish.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...
...as portrayed by animated fish.
by SlaveToMemory December 30, 2008
Get the Finding Nemo mug.One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!
Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.
The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.
Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...
The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.
Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.
The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.
Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...
The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.
Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
by prisonlove69 August 27, 2012
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Get the Finding nemo mug.A culture of cookie-cutter ultra-commercialism. Derived from a short play, "Escape from Nemotex" by Paul Lavrakas. The play is a cheesy, over the top sci-fi play with a preachy moral about environmentalism; but lends itself as a useful term to describe places, television ads, products, decorating and graphic design styles, ways of speaking and thinking, and even people. In the fictional future land of Nemotex, all surviving members of humanity live in a giant, subterranean mall. All men are named Bob and women are named Jennifer, meals consist of a pill and people constantly chant the mantra, "BUY MORE! BUY MORE! THROW IT AWAY! THROW IT AWAY!" At the conclusion of the play a group of renegade teenagers climb to the barren surface of the world and discover the last remaining tree on earth.
Things, places, decor and people are Nemotex when they: have the appearance of high quality but are in truth plastic, when everyone in the area has the same thing with only slight variations and it begins to be creepy, or when a product is so unnecessary that it's only purpose is to keep the economy moving.
Things, places, decor and people are Nemotex when they: have the appearance of high quality but are in truth plastic, when everyone in the area has the same thing with only slight variations and it begins to be creepy, or when a product is so unnecessary that it's only purpose is to keep the economy moving.
"Dallas has some really nice restaurants, but it's just too Nemotex for me to want to live there."
"I have to admit, I'm secretly tempted to buy that automatic egg-cracker, even though it's really Nemotex."
"Most people would probably say she's attractive, but her look just screams 'Nemotex' to me."
"You bought an 'As-Seen-On-TV' product? You know that's 'Nemotex, the Store'... Right?"
"Welcome to Nemotex!" -while entering a Wal-Mart
"I have to admit, I'm secretly tempted to buy that automatic egg-cracker, even though it's really Nemotex."
"Most people would probably say she's attractive, but her look just screams 'Nemotex' to me."
"You bought an 'As-Seen-On-TV' product? You know that's 'Nemotex, the Store'... Right?"
"Welcome to Nemotex!" -while entering a Wal-Mart
by Mak Leto December 8, 2010
Get the Nemotex mug.A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.
Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?
Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.
Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.
Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010
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