pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

by ax949 October 9, 2003

Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Naralyn

Naralyn is an uncommon name, she is normally nice but also sassy, she is easy to get into friendly arguments with and can easily make you mad yet you’re still friends with her for some reason. She’s also really short.

I got in a fight with Naralyn about the proper use of commas

by Frankabagnalejr March 29, 2019

Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.

"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"

by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021

Narain

A laid back and lovable personality... Loyal and honest, but Naive and stubborn sometimes. A Narian is a friend you can always count on, someone who wouldn't want to and is incapable of hurting others intentionally. They are usually fit, sporty, swiss and adorable.

He's got my back! He's such a Narain

Or

I want a Narain

by Kuroineko May 30, 2011

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 21, 2004