dirty nathan

when you sit in your orange room all day listening to music constantly looking at your phone to see if people text you becuase your lonely

man Kyle has been doing a dirty nathan all day

by Xcm42 May 2, 2020

dumbass nathan

a dumbass nathan

hey is that dumbass nathan

by bikdig March 14, 2017

Dirty Nathan

A dirty Nathan, pertains to, the act of sucking your own dick, while simultaneously sticking the leg of a chair up your ass while standing on your head. The leg of the chair is covered in Vaseline, and a 10 pound weight on top of the chair. You stand on your head as the weight slowly slides the entire foot and a half long chair leg up into your innards. You then blow your load in your own mouth and it drips out your nose into your eyes.

"Shit man, my eyes hurt. I did the dirty Nathan last night and now I can barely see.......nevermind walk properly."

by DirtyMike90 October 2, 2022

Dirty Nathan

When a person sticks a cucumber Atleast 7inches up their anus and has to get it surgically removed at the hospital

I did a dirty Nathan and my parents won’t talk to me anymore.

by XxScaryMuslim5Xx September 4, 2022

Dirty Nathan

When you stick your tounge in a girl's asshole and then proceed to make out with her.

I heard you had sex with Britney

Yeah I dirty Nathaned her!

by Finndogshit6911 June 28, 2021

DooDoo Nathan

A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.

"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"

by DeckTheHallsBrubby July 5, 2018

Doing A Nathan Page

When you find out you can fly so you bust a nut in a plane engine causing it to crash into Minnesota

Person 1: My wife caught me doing a nathan page again!
Person 2: Didn't i tell you to wear a condom while wanking in front of a plane?

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020