in a void asteroid

It is a commonly used addition to Bill Haley's "in a while alligator"

...see ya later alligator
...in a while crocidile
... see ya later alligator
... in a void asteroid....

by KiwiOz June 28, 2006

asteroid

One Hugh shit, like having a kid!

Dude i just laid an asteriod!
dude yo face looks like an astroid.

by Nooch September 5, 2003

asteroid impact

(adj.) A class of weapon powerful enough to threaten humanitys' future as much as an asteroid, similar to that which supposedly killed the dinosaurs.

Nuclear weapons (SC18)

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Asteroid Carpet

The act of sliding ones asshole up and down somes nose as if it were a credit card.

In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.

by ZaneD March 10, 2012

Nasterity

The amount of nasty something contains.

I don't go on Omegel. I try to avoid the Nasterity level as much as possible.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.

by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012

asteroids

a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name

Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break

by ninja guitar September 18, 2014