nanopartified

To be reduced to nanoparticles. In other words, gg.

Hokkien equivalent: chui

My report became powder. <-> My report chui liao lah. <-> My report was nanopartified.

by yy, ming, dan March 15, 2010

nanolympic second

nanolympic second (noun): the irrationally and unreasonably short period of time in which a casual or even first-time observer of obscure Olympic sports will become convinced that he or she has mastered the subtle nuances and intricacies of the sport to the point where he or she believes to be able to speak authoritatively about said sport.

Jane: Ooooh, that form break on her inward two and a half is probably going to cost our diver a medal.

Fred: Well, it seems it’s to have only taken you all of a nanolympic second to become a preeminent authority on diving, which is pretty amazing since you haven’t seen someone so much as fall into a pool in your entire life.

by grynch22 August 8, 2012

Nano

A person who gives all of themselves selflessly in the pursuit of helping others.

Can be used in place of: Son, Brother, Step-Father, Friend, Grandfather

“Man am I lucky to have a Nano!”

by Madsdarling June 17, 2021

nanopenis

An abnormally small penis. Smaller than a micropenis and almost unrecognizable. News-medical defines it as a penis 5 standard deviations below the mean size for the age of the patient, or smaller than 1.2 in for an adult. Martin Leung is the only man confirmed to have or have had such a disorder.

"I feel so emasculated, I got a micropenis."
"At least you're not Martin Leung, he's got a nanopenis."

by mamameola May 30, 2014

nanoo nanoo

A salutation used by inhabitants of the planet Ork, birthplace of Mork. It accompanies a salute/handshake with the fingers separated down the middle.

Nanoo nanoo, and a good day to you!

by Mork October 24, 2004

nanocriticles

Microscopic robots that gnaw at the limbic system until it dies.

When she realized her own criticism and nagging wouldn't be enough to crush his spirit, she saved her money to have the latest nanocriticles inserted into his body while he slept.

by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2011

nano syndrome

Nano Syndrome is when you had a cool experience with a girl and you thought she was pretty and you liked her but you did nothing to show her how you felt. Now you’re reliving the moments over and over in your head wishing you’d done something when you had the chance. Now you’re stuck with a void in you’re heart not knowing what it could have been.

C’mon man get over you’re Nano Syndrome there’s plenty of fish in the ocean.

by TotallyNotTeroDank June 21, 2019