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napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
by Maux Faux May 20, 2013
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Napster

A formerly Peer-to-Peer file sharing network, but thanks to the RIAA it has since become legal and the files I download aren't compatible with my iPod
Fuck the RIAA, now I have 1000 songs I can't do anything with. Great.
by Biddy August 4, 2005
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Napster Syndrome

n. A defect in MP3 audio files that results in screeching, buzzing, clicking and popping. This symptom, constantly found in files propagated on networks such as Kazaa, was most prevalent on Napster, whence the name is derived.
For God's sake, this MP3 I downloaded is contaminated with the Napster Syndrome.
by Dave April 1, 2004
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Nazistan

Is the spiritual homeland of the Nazis. Also known as Germany. They like to launch their National Socialist tours of Europe from here, as well as attempts to federalize Europe, though the EU
I was trying to get some sleep in a hostel in Warsaw, but couldn't because of 10 blonde gay boys from Nazistan who were talking loudly half the night and repeatedly slamming doors. I think they were celebrating their grandparents 1939-45 holiday in Poland.
by Musical Man June 12, 2018
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napisled

The resulting time period spent outside of one's dorm room in order to accommodate a napping (douchebag of a) roommate.

Pronounced: NA-PULLED
"My FUCKING roommate is sleeping like a BITCH in my room in the middle of the day! I can't believe napisled again..."
by lmafl May 9, 2009
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napster

similar to trickster A black-ass, trick-ass nigga who is soooo dark that he or she shines and looks purple (not hard purple but barney purple). This delinquent (Generally named Latrell, Douglas, Brandyn, Keyshawn, or Mordecai) is always causing trouble or arousing some form of suspicion, especially from white people. Napster acts of nonsense include:

-Hittin' up the dollar menu at McDonald's three times a day.

-Spending all day at a KFC to distract fellow brothers (who work there) from their duties while scoring free biscuits.

-Walkin' into a Friendly Food Mart to purchase Funions and loose cigarettes at least three times a day.

-Startin' fights over a pair of shoes (generally nikes, jordans, or ice creams).

-Stealin' FREE samples from a Costco or Sam's.

-Startin' beefs over territory-mainly who has control of the local KFC(s).

-Startin' fights over who has a nappier afro.

-Stealin' your TV.

-Dancing in public and being boisterous.

-Drivin' around in a beat up ghetto cruiser (typically a shitty old buick, oldsmobile, or cadillac).

-Bumpin' shitty rap music (usually lil jon, chamillionaire, TI, yung joc, snoop, or ray cash) from 12 AM until 4 AM

-Writin' rap music instead of doing their homework and then complaining when they don't get into college and have to wash cars or sweep the floors at McDonald's for the rest of their lives.

-Beggin' for change on the street instead of just gettin' a damn job.

-Wearin' baggy-ass jeans, Big-ass t-shirts, and du-rags like they are tough so they can cover up the fact that they are soft.

-Blowin' their weekly paycheck, pending that they work, the day that they receive it on bling bling and burr.

-Flappin' their big, bubba lips in the wind.

-Playin' halo or supersmash brothers until 5 AM and then going to sleep until 6 in the afternoon.

-Skippin' school to play halo all day.

-Lyin' around and doin' nothin' productive wit society.

-Hidin' in a basement when their city takes on 20 feet of water.

-sniggin' about or actin' a foo 24 hours a day.

-Thinkin' they are the best dancers.

-Thinkin' they are the shit.

-Bein' a nugga.

-pickin' bugs outta each others afros.

-And, finally, complainin' about Bush winnin' the election even though they was too lazy to get out and vote.
That stupid-ass napster ate all the chicken
by Big Snigger August 7, 2006
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