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Not Safe For Anyone Anywhere
Similar to NSFW (not safe for work) but reserved only for the worst. Used before posting a link, picture, video or written words such as the famous Goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar , 1 man 1 screw driver, Mr hands, meat spin etc
For those times when a person is about to see/read something that will shock/offend 99% of the population.
Not Safe For Anyone Anywhere
Similar to NSFW (not safe for work) but reserved only for the worst. Used before posting a link, picture, video or written words such as the famous Goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, 1 man 1 jar , 1 man 1 screw driver, Mr hands, meat spin etc
For those times when a person is about to see/read something that will shock/offend 99% of the population.
Steve is sent a link to Mr. Hands (he has no clue)
"DAMN IT JOHN!! next time write NSFAA before I open something like that". "If I had opened that at work I'd be fired for sure !"
"I'll never be able to unsee that. WTF is wrong with people?"
That's fucking gross you sick bastard!"
Steve is now scarred for life
"DAMN IT JOHN!! next time write NSFAA before I open something like that". "If I had opened that at work I'd be fired for sure !"
"I'll never be able to unsee that. WTF is wrong with people?"
That's fucking gross you sick bastard!"
Steve is now scarred for life
by Crazyedmonton January 4, 2012
Get the NSFAA mug.A modern, watered-down fascist tailored for the 21st century. One who supports merging the private sector and the state. An egomaniac who's desire for absolute power is cloaked by massive amounts of right-wing propaganda. Neofascists will use populism to speak to the working class while actively rigging the system against them. Neofascists rail against the media as liars while actively spewing lies, knowing 1/3 of the country will automatically believe them simply because they have a R next to their name. Neofascists support torture and glorify violence. They rail against minorities to divide and conquer nations. They repeat the same slogans over and over again, and their low-information voting base obeys. Their ultimate goal is to privatize everything and create the illusion of democracy while jury mandering districts, requiring photo IDs to vote, and shutting down polling places in areas with high black and Latino populations. They claim that when they "win" elections they have a radical mandate for change even when they democrats get more votes than they did.
Shortened definition: Donald Trump.
Shortened definition: Donald Trump.
The neofascist promised to stand up workers as he created the wealthiest administration in American history, naming several prominent figures from Goldmann Sachs.
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Get the Neofascist mug.A cult mainly of people who used to masturbate 5 times a day to porn and now abstain from fapping altogether.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.
They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.
Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
Ignorant of the fact that there is a middle ground between the two extremes of either not fapping at all or doing it 10 times a day, or that you don't need porn to masturbate and that it can be a pleasant experience when not taken to the extreme.
They believe their life is ruined when they "relapse", that is, to break their streak of days without "PMO" (Porn-Masturbation-Orgasm), and that abstaining will give you powers such as: confidence, a deeper voice, enhanced muscle growth, a presence that will attract females and so on. Of course, you'd lose them if you relapse.
Mostly based on anecdotal evidence found on /r/nofap.
There are studies to this, for example "A research on the relationship between ejaculation and serum testosterone level in men." by Zhejiang University, that can be summarized as follows: On the 7th day after abstaining, there is a peak in testosterone levels with an average 45% increase of the base level. The day after, it quickly drops back to normal and doesn't reach a peak anymore.
"Hey guys, I did NoFap for 12403 days now, and today a girl gave me her number. NoFap totally works!"
"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
"Today, I relapsed after 46 days and I can see the results already. I feel weak, tired and lost my confidence. Do NOT EVER relapse!"
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person 2: "oh thats my sisters account shes really lazy and never gets her ass up to take a damn picture and add it!!"
person 2: "oh thats my sisters account shes really lazy and never gets her ass up to take a damn picture and add it!!"
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