Asian Noof

A very silly person; goofball of the Asian ethnicity. Disobeyer of commands; ne'er do well. A slightly racist thing to say if said offensively.

Andrew was running down the street, yelling at bystanders, when someone commented that "someone should do something about that Asian Noof."

by Maxy Faxy February 13, 2007

Noof - Noof Tube

Noof- A mixture of liquid clear facial cleaner and bleach, used as a lubricant for pleasuring one's gopher
Noof Tube- You're gopher's excessively lubricated corn hole.

Bobby, if there was ever one thing mah daddy said that was wise, it was this. "Always be sure to noof up the noof tube. The last thing you want is a partner with a bloody noof tube."

by McDurth December 02, 2004

Noof

Very dumb fat person, that makes very idiotic decisions.

I can’t stand Abby, she’s a fucking noof.

by Convenient Nuisance February 26, 2024

Noof

When a cat bumps or rubs it’s head against you.

The kitten toddled up and noofed her hand. What a friendly kitty!

by Ifer June 03, 2018

Noof

Noof is a word meaning "sub to harry" Noof may also mean a word meaning oof but noof is a more epic way of saying oof

oh noof

by harry the real April 23, 2019

Pommie noof

A pommie noof is like some extra ordinary person. If you EVER get in touch with a pommie noof you shoul absolutely make sure to TAKE CARE of them we all love pommie noof's they're kind loving funny fragile sassy and outgoing!!!

Sarah is a pommie noof!!!

by Sunny side up yummmmm June 20, 2021

Noof

When someone is a goof but there is nothing G about them

That r Kelly is a fucking Noof!

by Targetedtugeye July 23, 2022