not-a-pe-nis

not-a-pe-nis is a product that markiplier made. not-a-pe-nis is a split of not a penis.

guy: "what are you holding?"
other guy: "it's definitely not-a-pe-nis"

by not-a-pe-nis November 16, 2020

not-a-pe-nis

not-a-pe-nis is a product for "farming" but just mainly has two wheels on the back and one long cubic board that has tethers so it can "shake" as if a penis does

not-a-pe-nis is not a penis

by not-a-pe-nis November 18, 2020

00P*nis

Is a staight white man that isn't able to manage anything. He can only threaten people but will never put those threats into action. He is usually in a position of power and can override people. He is not taken seriously by anyone or respected.

Guy: Do we need to go to this event?
Guy2: Nah man, its hosted by 00P*nis.

by SuperSmashIBZ November 14, 2019

Crow-nis

Crow-nis (noun), the sexual organ of a male
bird!!!

Check out the Crow-nis on that hummingbird, talk about hitting the genetic

jackpot, he won't have sand kicked in HIS beak at the beach

by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023

Cig-nis

A cigarette shoved into the urethra of a penis to smoke it while giving head, painfully burning the urethra to also warm the cum.

“Yeah, I delivered a good cig-nis last night, maybe i’ll try a cigar next time.”

by Gloibchuncher May 24, 2024

Bеnis

The concept of one being so weird they rely on becoming one with GTA V, abandoning all of their friends, this is a term from old greek mythology referencing the meaning of life.

Dude he just ditched us, he is such a Bеnis

by BillyTouchesHisDilly July 4, 2019

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022