nincompoop

A name for an idiot, but a jokey name

Kim: How do you turn the tv on?
Sarah: like this, you nincompoop

by Depression_is_in_session June 4, 2018

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...

Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

nincompoop

a shitty rich person or a shitty income

that brit is a real nincompoop!

by ExpierdMilk March 14, 2023

socio-nincompoop

(nbc with its related cousin nincompoop): a person criticized as a nincompoop not because they are one per se but because they arrogant, megalomaniacs, and spendthrifts, -therefore behaving like nincompoops in the eyes of the person doing the criticizing.

Louis XIV of France, according to some, was never a nincompoop, but a real socio-nincompoop

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.

If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense.

by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021