Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

nintendo switch lite

the stupidest “console” nintendo has ever made.

the nintendo switch lite sucks

by cringyboigames March 9, 2020

Nintendo switch player

A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.

“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”

by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022

Nintendo Switch 2

Nintendo Switch 2 was announced on January 16

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT ITS THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 AND THEY ALSO HAD 24 PLAYER MARIO KART!
Guy 2: But I seen the leaks.
*Kicks Guy 2 out of the window*

by AEvangelionFan February 1, 2025

Nintendo Switch 2

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!

by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025

Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch

An epic crossover fighting game between a bunch of videogame characters, made by Nintendo.

Dude 1: Hey man, do you want to play some Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch starting at $60 available at common retail stores like GameStop, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, etc. starring Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Dark Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Sheik, Zelda, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Falco, Marth, Lucina, Young Link, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Chrom, Mr. Game & Watch, Meta Knight, Pit, Dark Pit, Zero Suit Samus, Wario, Snake, Ike, Pokémon Trainer, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Sonic, King Dedede, Olimar, Alph, Lucario, R.O.B., Toon Link, Wolf, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina & Luma, Little Mac, Greninja, Palutena, Pac-Man, Robin, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Duck Hunt, Ryu, Ken, Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta, Inkling, Ridley, Simon, Richter, King K. Rool, Isabelle, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Joker, Hero, Banjo & Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter, and Mii Gunner?
Dude 2: Hell yeah man! Let's play!

by LogicalThinker1 July 26, 2020

The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.

I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"

by rainbowJFS March 1, 2021