Nigel

A bad ass DJ who's hung like a horse!

This DJ is really good who is he? Oh that's just Nigel!

by love4djs November 27, 2012

Nigel

Even when you're bored, Nigel is there.

Nigel and I went to the mall. ( when really, you went alone )

by Steve Loves You July 30, 2011

Nigel

1. Narly
2. Hitler
3. Hung like a horse
4. Awesome
5. Synical

Nigel just burned your ass!

by MandaRae October 20, 2008

'A Nigel'

Doing 'A Nigel' mean leaving a place, party, town or anywhere without saying goodbye to your close friends.

"Make sure when you move you don't do 'A Nigel'"

"Can't believe He did 'A Nigel' the other night! What a party pooper!"

by it will rain hard on you November 27, 2011

Nigel

Nigel is a term used to describe a person who doesn't show up after making plans or uses shifty means to avoid meeting up with friends who were nice enough to invite his/her/it's ungrateful ass to a social event.

He said he'd show up an hour ago. I think that rat bastard is Nigeling us.

by I_create_words March 28, 2018

Nigel

A "Nigel" is a wild creature usually asian or black, they are quick witted, strong, smart and quick, also they're sex gods (and heartless)

Girl 1: Wow look at Nigel!
Girl 2: Be careful, he's heartless.

by Pseudogender May 31, 2018

Nigelling

An effect exhibited in overcrowded offices, where nigellated individuals, who are not important enough to have desks, are forced to sit in the gaps between other people's chairs in the office, taking up a portion of the two neighboring desks, and invading the rightful desk space of those persons.

Kev: "Why is that retarded n00b nigel sitting so close to Tom?

Dan: "There are too many people in this office, just look - extensive nigelling in every area, not just next to Tom"

by Choobs McGoobs May 27, 2010