Nice Cock Bro 

A way to greet, and compliment one another with class. Can be used to greet men, women, and all the confused members of society in between.

Hey, nice cock bro!

Thanks dude I really needed that, my self confidence just got boosted through the roof.

Nice Cock Bro by CaptainPlank12 September 10, 2020

Nice caps 

What to say when someone has jeans with holes inside above their kneecaps.

Credit: My English teacher, Mr. L-V

Person 1: Has jeans with holes above their kneecaps.
Person 2: Nice caps
Person 1: Thanks i guess.

Nice caps by AaA2772 March 12, 2021

This is why we can't have nice things 

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

This is why we can't have nice things by re3ja April 25, 2016

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?

Funny Pick up Line
Preferably used as a joke
A direct speech to ask if the person wants to have sex
Good way to change a pace in a discussion
Try it out(as a joke)

Failix: "Damn this girl is hot"
Failix used the the pick up line: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Hot Girl: "Sure"

Conclusion: IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck? by RaioKai October 15, 2011

Nice Kids 

Nice Kids are commonly known as those who attempt to be socially 'hip' by adopting styles from America. These include baseball caps, Vans, humorous t-shirts and light coloured jeans turned up at the ankles, whilst sporting obscure haircuts. They are known to adopt Californian accents however they are not often heard as they prefer to publish their negative, 'un-mainstream' opinions on issues such as religion, politics (they are all Tories) and commonly known successful bands over social networking sites such as Twitter. They are typically located in rural villages or out of city areas such as Penwortham or Longridge. The locality of these 'nice kids' can be said to be the reason they adopt such stances on life, commentators have speculated that there distance from the real world helps them create an imaginary life which is why they act as if they are part of the cult 1992 American comedy film 'Wayne's World'.

'' what's he looking at the muggins ? ''

'' Oi, I'm unsure about nice kids I'll bax em ''

Nice Kids by AndIt'sTee January 8, 2012

Nice Peter 

A boss man on YouTube who makes the Epic Rap Battles of History. Actually lives up to his name in vlog segments, very nice.

Nice Peter's Epic Rap Battles of History are amazing and make me laugh, but what's really awesome is that he is actually nice.

Nice Peter by Caribou72 August 22, 2011

Talk To Me Nice 

To show Respect, To tell good news

Aye ! Talk To Me Nice

Talk To Me Nice by SSTBaby June 5, 2018