Net

Means lies, or cap, originates from internet cap (net cap)

Quit netting bro, that's such net

by dinl;ker March 9, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

I think this might be the best movie of the decade, net
Net, the exam was harder than anything.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

Dude that taco was fire, net.
Net, the test was harder than anything we studied.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net-Nou

A South African term used for a time in the future when you tell someone you'll do something but really won't.

John: "When are you going to do the dishes?"
Meg: "I'll do it net-nou."

by ReiBae March 10, 2017

Net flix and bust

Ghetto version of net flix and chill

Cum lets watch a film i got net flix and bust

by Rolly 337 January 18, 2020

Net Side

A lacrosse term for when the player has a lacrosse stick inserted into his anus with the net side penetrating first. Though similar, this should not be confused with the term "Stick Side", in which the stick is inserted by the side without the net.

Coach: "Okay guys which way do you take it?
Player 1: "I take it stick side"
Coach (somewhat disappointed): "Oh, OK, anybody else?"
Player 2: "I take it Net Side"
Coach: "That's fantastic! You're my new captain!

by Latino Thunder March 21, 2013

Net Neutrality

The term describes the belief that Internet service providers (ISPs) and governments should treat data transmitted on the Internet equally regardless of the kind, or size, being transmitted. Net Neutrality advocates are opposed to ISPs throttling connection speeds based on the kind of data being transmitted, or the servers transmitting. Net Neutrality advocates are also opposed to the creation of "fast lanes," or faster/higher bandwidth connections, for exclusive content providers (e.g. Netflix, Youtube, etc.) who often pay, or may be required to pay, an additional fee to ISPs for these fast lanes. A "neutral" net would have ISPs charge users equally regardless of content, site, platform, application, type of attached equipment, and modes of communication. Net Neutrality does NOT refer to censorship of the internet by the Federal Government. Primarily, again, Net Neutrality is the position which states that ISPs should not limit service, or provide exclusive services, to those sending traffic along their network based on content (music, movies, etc.), site (e.g. political websites, websites owned by their competitors, etc.), company/customer, application, equipment, or mode/type of communication (peer to peer).

Many fear that if currently proposed net neutrality laws are passed the FCC will be given unlimited control of the internet, and that private ISPs will influence the FCC to pass regulations that will push their competitors out of business.

Comcast isn't treating traffic neutrally, and thus we must pass Net Neutrality legislation, regulate the internet, and hope that the government, and the Net, won't end up in Comcast's pocket through the revolving door that is Washington DC.

by asrin September 15, 2014