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butt-neat

Obsessive-compulsive about being clean or neat; slang for Freud's anal-retentive.
"I could never have Shawn as a roomie. He's too butt-neat!"
by BikeDawg February 13, 2009
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Neat Hoarder

Someone who likes hoarding but keeps his/her belongings in a neat fashion.
This man has a lot of junk but he keeps it neat. He is a neat hoarder.
by geoffrey14587 August 29, 2012
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Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.
Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!
by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017
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neat like taco meat

Something too awesome to be just neat and just as tasty as taco meat.
Dude, that movie was "neat like taco meat".
by Mike Lightner April 28, 2006
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neat

Used while ordering a beverage - alcoholic - to be consumed straight; without ice; accompanied only by the glass which surrounds it. Often used by men wanting to impress a woman - or another man. Often used by those who think they are better than others. Used by those who know nothing special - other than this unique word - around average to above-average folk who don't need to use such words because they don't flaunt their knowledge. Used by wannabe bartenders or egomaniacal bartenders when ordering - even if the drink tastes like piss 'neat' - just to impress another bartender, or waitress/waiter, with their flashy bar grammar.
Josh: "I'd like a peach schnapps NEAT please."
Bartender: "Would you like it in a glass or over your head putz?"
by psiscott April 27, 2006
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neat

a word that sophisticated, awesome, wizard, and boss people use
Rachael is not neat.
by Carmine the ruler June 4, 2008
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drink neat

Verb.
To drink a spirit without diluting it first.
Same as drinking a spirit straight.
Drink neat: Absinthe says you should not drink it neat. I take that as a challenge!
by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008
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