Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper October 28, 2008

jew hat nipples

A type of nipple that that covers a large portion of the breast. It may be found or located on a female or male. These nipples are typically found on females. Jew hat nipples are more disgusting than attractive. They may be found in all types of colors.

EWWWWW! That chick has jew hat nipples.

by SickAssFoo October 15, 2011

Kitten Nipples

When a man has extremely small nipples. Almost like that of a kitten.

I couldn't sleep with him...
Why?
He had kitten nipples....

by The Carnie January 7, 2011

silver dollar nipples

Used to describe a females areolas or areolae, when they are the size of a silver dollar.

"That woman had a nice rack. She had nice and dark silver dollar nipples"

by Patrico January 9, 2009

Useful as nipples on a breastplate

Completely useless; just for looks
Can also be said about Batman's uniform

That's about as useful as nipples on a breastplate!

by minkispunk September 11, 2011

nippleslip.com

A nonexistent web site mentioned in the Kick-Ass movie.

- Try on nippleslip.com. It's good.

by Ferdinand Heisenberg April 30, 2010

nipples

the center of a womans breast that become pointed, hard, and erect when they are stimulated or the woman is horny...or really cold...
not a sexual organ, but generally feels good when rubbed, sucked, licked, bitten, or vibrated.it typically turns guys and girls on when they see a girls hard nipples showing through her shirt, especially when the girl isn't wearing a bra.

seeing two hot girls with big tits rub their hard nipples together is enough to get any guy or girl off.

by addy April 22, 2005