Mayonnaise truck

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020

mayonnaise dad

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

mayonnaise monkey

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

Mayonnaisephobia.

The fear of mayonnaise.

Me: Im seriously afraid of mayonnaise, i think its going to kill me, not even playing...I have mayonnaisephobia.

Other person: *grabs mayonnaise.*

by Kattheripper. April 26, 2011

Baby Mayonnaise

Sperm or the act of cumming.

You just ate a whole bowl of baby mayonnaise.

by McGoogles October 23, 2008

mayonnaise jar

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010