A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.
Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Warm, funny,witty, charming, intelligent, mischievous, handsome, incredibly artistic and creative, Mylon's also have a flair for the dramatic, along with a dark side you really dont want to bring out. A Mylon will forgive wrongdoing, but may never forget it. Overall, a Mylon is an amazing, incredible, desirable thing to have. Just keep it away from negativity and remember that Mylons like to be loved on a lot. A Mylon usually has a great sense of humor and a great smile!
Girl: Mommy, when I grow up, I want a to marry a Mylon and live in a castle.
Mom: Honey, that's great. Just remember, Mylons need a lot of care and you can't throw water on them or they turn mean! In other words, don't make him sad or angry and you will have a great life.