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The most special looking nigga you will ever see in your life he is kind caring and funny he always has your back.
Girl: I met someone today
Friend:Whats His name?
Girl:Myyon
Friend:That nig must be special
Myyon by Bbc rock man November 21, 2024
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Slavic Mayonaise
It is known to cure illness and enhance the flavor of normal slavic cooking.
Add extra mayonez and you'll feel better comrade.
mayonez by Flemish Bastard May 16, 2016

Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.
Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.
Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019
Warm, funny,witty, charming, intelligent, mischievous, handsome, incredibly artistic and creative, Mylon's also have a flair for the dramatic, along with a dark side you really dont want to bring out. A Mylon will forgive wrongdoing, but may never forget it. Overall, a Mylon is an amazing, incredible, desirable thing to have. Just keep it away from negativity and remember that Mylons like to be loved on a lot. A Mylon usually has a great sense of humor and a great smile!
Girl: Mommy, when I grow up, I want a to marry a Mylon and live in a castle.

Mom: Honey, that's great. Just remember, Mylons need a lot of care and you can't throw water on them or they turn mean! In other words, don't make him sad or angry and you will have a great life.
Mylon by ChristyLynn75201 September 29, 2011

Mayonnaise 

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

Mayonnaise 

White people.
"Benedict Cumberbatch is actually a giant glob of mayonnaise."
Mayonnaise by iamNK March 15, 2015
damn, she got some honkers. i want to meyondi her
meyondi by boob.lover August 13, 2021
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