Mauricio is a very smart guy...he will always know how to treat a girl right and he's good in bed
He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
He will always make you happy..mauricio can turn any girl on..but he is vary serious with his relationships..only the girl he loves can get to his soft side..one last thing he's vary loyal..I wish I had a boyfriend like him
by Mauricio in shot September 20, 2018
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by maurocioabqkbw July 23, 2017
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by XOXO898 February 10, 2021
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by Twilight_Ninja August 17, 2013
Get the 'Murica mug.At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007
Get the maurice jones-drew mug.location: few hundred km east of madagascar
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green
size: tinniest little thing on the planet! but the biggest heart <3
language: french, english, creole
population: i don't know, why would you need to know.
residents: mauritians? dahh. the most bangable black people with swag you'll ever meet!
reputation: be jellin if you aint livin there! best beaches; white sand, blue water, and amazing reefs for scuba divin in. tropical island paradise, great for a honeymoon *hint, hint* worth a vist and it's safe! :D nice and warm, perfect for a sexy tan... simply beautiful
flag: 4 equal horizontal stripes of (top to bottom) red blue yellow green
OMFG!! That girls is like hotter than i've ever bloody seen one!!" "mate, that's obviously because she's mauritian" "damn, mauritius is blessed"
by handed July 18, 2011
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"Those Muricans think they can just push everyone around. What a bunch of arrogant imperialistic bastards!"
by renumeratedfrog June 20, 2013
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