For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.
When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"
by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008
Get the bite my left tit mug.Said when another being or said situation were to frustrate you & is said to display power or distraught. Insisting you'd rather have your left genital tickled then do what's been asked or required. Or used when someone states something you completely disagree with.
Fan girl: *singing* "what makes you beautiful" 1 Direction is amazing!!!
Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage
Daquan from the trap house: they can tickle my left nut
screw this wtf idgaf suck my dick savage
by dnajera November 10, 2014
Get the Tickle My Left Nut mug.by Ryolu April 30, 2023
Get the Lost My Left Shoulder mug.Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
Get the My phone flew to my left/right hand mug.Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.
1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"
by slattmahomes April 2, 2024
Get the pardon my left mug.HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.
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Get the GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL mug.by pickle tickle August 7, 2024
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