musteen

an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.

i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen

by child bumper May 28, 2009

mute the fuck up

nicer way to say "shut the fuck up!" but towards your various electronical devices.

Mute the fuck up TV!!! I can't hear my iphone!!!!

by greymamba September 15, 2010

muheed

A guy who is a baller and has bare jokes.

You know muheed don't you.
Yeah remember when he floored Samuel

by Abdullah11 March 4, 2021

Mateen

Mateen is a guy who is humble, caring, loving, and funny...
Gets angry very easily
Mateen is usually a fierce and passionate lover who makes love like a lion, Mateen loves his other half more than anything in this world.
Be careful because they have a heart of gold and get hurt faster than the speed of light

That guy he’s Mateen. I am so in love with him,

Get me a guy like Mateen...

by dopebarbie404 August 1, 2018

Mubeen

1)the one who is simply beautiful.
2)the one who is the most lovable.
3)the one who is caring.
4)the one for who the words are not enough to explain the meaning of it.
5)simply adorable

MUbEEn

by ras malai March 1, 2009

MuteSmish

One who is all knowing and is the number one cause of the female orgasm.

"Yo, this chick said i'm totally mutesmish."
"Yeah right, you wish you were mutesmish, dooshbag."

by MuteSmish October 19, 2009

Mutency

Mutency is what occurs when one is dialed in to a conference call and hangs out on mute. When the individual is asked a question and there is silence for a few seconds before he or she answers, this latency is known as mutency

Person 1: Hey Bill, when is that deal coming to closure

Person 1: Bill? Bill? You there? ... Maybe he dropped out.

Person on Mute: .............................. Should be next month, sorry for the late response, I was on mute.

Person 1: Ahhh, mutency.

by WindowLicker9000 February 3, 2010