lustration

To lust for someone and frustrated that you can't have them.

John has serious lustrations for Todd's wife.

by 326Cubed February 3, 2009

Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.

He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.

by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007

menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Ill-ustration

An illustration that lacks artistic merit

The ill-ustration was not quite what it should have been.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

bustration

A type of frustration (common among urbanites) that sets in after an epic wait for public transportation.

Mia: "I'm thinking we should cab it to Fox's gig tonight. I want to make it there on time, and I'm SO over the bustration of late night public transit."

Shira: "Word."

by freshjewc March 29, 2009

mutation

The process of my penis getting extraordinarily large due to genetic change

Girl: OMG, YOUR MUTATION IS (OH) (OH) SO GOOD (OH) (OH)!!! I'M GONNA...!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by The Mutant w/ da mutated penis May 1, 2009

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008