Muffocate

Transitive verb: When a female cuts off her sex partner's breathing while sitting on his or her face.

I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

by Maine Jeeper October 21, 2016

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

Musticate

The accidental or purposeful chewing of ones own mustache.

I musticate every time I eat a sandwich

by Crew Jew September 9, 2011

mastecated

to injest food through your mouth

Dude i mastecated so much last night i started getting cramps!

by John dude March 29, 2008

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

musicate

to be extremely absorbed in music

I keep my body hydrated, and I keep my mind musicated.

"Dude, I'm musicating! Please don't stress me out!"

Let's musicate before I have to write this paper.

by novaman14 March 10, 2011

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004