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nature's morphine

The act of travelling to a sweltering jungle and picking the leaves off of the trees so that you can grind them up and snort them. The effects of the leaves change depending on what breed of leaf it is. Effects may contain getting high, getting pleasure or getting powerful hallucinations.
"Jason seems kind of peculiar today, is he okay?"
"He's fine Cheryl, he just has a bad case of Nature's Morphine."
by Hallistic Vocal Roach March 28, 2022
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murphanity

murphanity
Pronunication: m'rf-an-&t-E
n.
Actual state of mind or being. No longer in clinical use.
Law of nature.
Condition of mind with the tendency to press and display member to a fully populated double-decker bus from a second story window when 'given the opportunity', to frat, to punish tanqueray ten straight out the bottle, to __ l.babes, to suck at fifa06, to wear polos and pocket ts, to say boom, boom, boom, shevchenko, and to be constantly fabulous. In most judicial jurisdictions, a degree of consciousness sufficient to warrant commitment to a frat or kibbutz.

murphane
m'rf-ay'n
adj.

1. Of or relating to an action committed in the state of murphanity.
2. Consumed with seizing the tiggles
3. Of or consistent with the acquisition of a befittingly located prison wound during drunken tomfollery.
It's murphanity--half man, half amazing, half fabulous.
by Shmuelly von Shmooligan September 12, 2008
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murphites

Slang for the faggots who went to Murphy JHS. A common term used by Gelinas faggots.
Damn you murphites!
by A Stony Brooklyner January 5, 2012
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Murphiculously

In a fashion, as best described by Murphy's Law, where everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Being in a state, where everything that can go wrong, is in fact, going wrong.
The Seattle Seahawks are playing Murphiculously today, against the Carolina Panthers.

(Date: 1-17-2016)

"Hey Bro, how did the date go last night.?"

"It went Murphiculously well...."
"That bad, huh.?"
by 626Godfather April 28, 2016
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Morphine

Someone who can make you feel good no matter how low you get.
My morphine pulled me out of my sadness and made me smile.

Jasmine always manages to make me happy, shes like my morphine
by ThiefOfDreams May 23, 2009
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Murphnation

noun:
1. A nation in which everyone wants to be a part of. A happy glourious place, sometimes it is party central. This place is filled with laughter, tranquility, harmony, peace and love. Murphnation does not exist unless murph is actually present. Murph is the happiest, coolest, person you'll ever meet. In fact...shout out...LOVE YOU BIDDY. She can dance, hoop, twirl, and spin, and when she does, all is right in the world. (the best kind of nation to be in)
2. Murphnation is also close to an orgasm. Actually it's even better. When the rub is right, shivers run thoughout your body and you just want to scream. Phriends who have gone through this are most likely to go through withdraw if lacking 'murphnation.' It is healthy to have this more then 5 times a year. If you are lucky enough...it will happen everyday.
Ah murphnation was so fun last night, I creamed all night.

Damn, I murphanated everywhere.

Anyone feel like doing a little murphnation tonight? Unc, unc, unc...
by spinninhooopla September 23, 2008
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Morphindike

One who is of the opposite sex who(when looking from afar)appears to be of the same sex.
I saw up ahead in the distance this long haired red head woman with an unbelievable bodie,when I got closer I was shocked to see it was not a woman it was a morphindike.
by jungleleah October 30, 2007
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