Mudding

sex with a person of a darker skin color than you.

Chloe Kardashian went mudding with Lamar

by mordorman45 June 9, 2012

mudding

A pointless waste of time where an inbred redneck takes their "pick em up" or jeep into the mud and proceeds to attempt to not get stuck.

"Uncle Daddy, can we go mudding today?"
"Naw son, Aunt Mommy said we done gotta stay here today"
"Aw shucks"
"Its okay son, take your sister round back and explore each other"
"Aw yes"

by MoronsPissMeOff August 16, 2018

Munding

When you are crushing on//wanting side booty with someone. Can often lead to mutual munding, in which both parties are involved in lust.

Man I love my boyfriend, but I'm totally munding on John. I'd love some of that booty on the side.

by Sara Lou April 11, 2010

Mudding

Having Anal Sex.

Man, This Weekend I Went Mudding With My Girl. And She's Still Walking Funny.

by Mofu November 21, 2003

Mudding

To cover oneself and/or play in one's own feces

Brandy loves to fill up the bathtub with her own poop and go mudding every weekend.

by th3pinklady January 22, 2015

Murking

Putting a vacuum cleaner nozzle up one's anus and leaving on suck until it looks like you are breathing in very deeply.
Also known as a vacuum enema.
Murking may only be confirmed if there is the presence of faecal matter inside the vacuum cleaner after the attempt.
N.B. most 'murkers' have a general use vacuum cleaner and a separate vacuum cleaner specially for murking (this is done for reasons of hygiene).

Fancy coming 'round mine for a 'murk'?
You have been 'murked'!
Is the pope a 'murker'?
Nancy had a 'murking' party.

by Big Boy Murker2k1 February 7, 2009

mudring

the dirty orifice used by many for sexual gratification. also used for excretion of feces.

"I banged that whore in the mudring."
"I just took a huge dump and my mudring is throbbing."

or the ever friendly "she toungue jacked my mudring"

by longboy May 13, 2004