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Munting

When a group of absolute 'lads' proceed into a night on the town with the sole purpose of seeking or 'hunting' non-aesthetically pleasing (aka munted) individuals. The aim is the be mouth-pleased by as many grateful munters as possible. The winner is the participant with the most dick licks by the stroke of midnight.
"Aye lads, my cock's bone dry, fancy going out for a bit of Munting tonight?"
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Munting

Verb - the act of nursing your delicate body back to homeostasis. Munting is typically predicated by a wily night out. The kind of night you rarely remember but never forget. Especially when filling out forms that inquire about your drinking habits and you ask yourself, “do I have a problem?” Munting is usually performed by angling one’s body horizontally on a couch, bed, or other cushioned flat surface, ordering takeout for every meal, and consuming infinite content to distract you of your sins from the night before. Typically, one will munt for at least 12 hours to achieve full recovery.
Yesterday was a doozy, munting is my only hope at becoming a functioning person again”
by Ianmoon June 13, 2021
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Montini Catholic High School

A place where Paddy is Irish.
Montini Catholic high school has Paddy and he’s Irish.
by Irishpaddh6 September 25, 2018
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Munting

Man Hunting- The act of searching for and rating men
"Hey Sam, you want to go Munting?"

"Sure Christy!"
by Cleo193 February 27, 2009
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multinipplecation

The mathematical science of sucking on more than one tit at the same moment in time.
I performed multinipplecation on two breasts pressed together side by side.
by consterusa July 20, 2008
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munting

To 'pimp' a link or a site.
Slinwagh is such a munter, he keeps on munting links to www.xyz.com etc etc
by NotCK December 21, 2008
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Muntified

Being beetin badly in a sport/activity by a munter (skinny, ugly whore) or having had sexual intercoarse with a munter.
Alan: "Did you get spanked in tennis?"
Steve: "Omg, I was totally muntified"
or
Steve: "last night I had it with a total munter"
Alan: "Ha! You've just been Muntified!"
by DinoGirl29 January 4, 2010
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