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munching wreath

When a group of girls get together for the holidays and lie in a circle and pleasure each other orally thus creating a wreath of munching
-To my surprise I came home on Christmas Eve to find my girlfriend and her friends performing the ancient art of the munching wreath

- Hey Ladies, who needs another glass of wine before it’s munching wreath time.
by Boomer el Sancho November 27, 2020
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Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary
by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
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peach-munching

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021
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Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 27, 2011
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Under-carriage munching

A term coined by a cool Aussie chick used to describe when koalas go downtown on each other.
‘Hey Davey, koalas are cute but most of them have Chlamydia. Probably from all their under-carriage munching.’
‘It sounds fucking sickening.’
‘It is fucking sickening Davey, it is.’
by milliesofmelbourne June 20, 2020
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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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